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Well, our minds are already poisoned, but seems like two heels in close proximity with one another, with shoe straps. Sorry for my naivety, but feels like my hormones are also running low, thanks to the idiots I am facing these days

Not Low Aim But "Being Hypothyroid" is a Crime,Because they Cannot Differentiate between low and High Aim.


Urdu;Pura Num Ho To Pher Bhee,Ye Metti Nahein Zarkhaiz Aiy Saqi!

Yeh mitti na siraf baikaar hai, balkeh "Poisonous" hai..... remember....Public health Threats

Aik Sardar Dosray say: Yar tumhari BIVI tumharay dost kay sath Cinema main film dhek rahi hay:
Tori deir Baad: Sardar aya aor apnay dost say kaha,Yar waisay pareshan ker diya.
Woh shakhs mera dost nahein ta.

Laiken Sir, Yahan Saray "King Cobra" Hain,Ye Mitti En Ko Rass Hay!

Orthopaedic Surgeon to the patient.Here is one good news and one bad news for you.
Patients Sir,First the Bad News,.... We failed to save your legs,and will have to Amputate them.
And what is the good news:
Sureon: The fellow patient is ready to by your shoes.

Once a Gardener Caught a thief Red Handed while He was thefting Mangos from his garden.
The Garener: I am going to your home to complain your father regarging your this misconduct.
The Thief: You need not to go to my home for this, my father is there in the next tree doing the same job I am doing.

The thief was from 1st, 2nd or 3rd semester

Sir! You mean that ADNAN was Plucking the Mangos and Zar Ali was Collecting them in his apron,Still it was a good Try for searching the Iodine.
The Hypothyroids "Say to Feel Nothing is the Best Feeling in the world".
I think WHO will definitely do something now,for our Hypos,because the Hypothyroidism has become the "ITEKHABI NISHAN" of our Public Health Forum.

Sir!
Me and Dr Zubair are Trying to arrange some Get-together Programme in the near future,we hope you will support us.He called me last night, for its planning We expect that we will succeed Insha Allah.

What I will do, I will announce in the class, that contributions are a must and those bloody idiot Hypothyroids *&%^$#, who dont contribute will not be allowed to enter the premises of the get together

That's Right Sir!
We must do some enjoyment, otherwise the Hypos Slogan is "Na Jiaangain Na Jenay Daingain"

Dr Nayyar and Dr Zubair I want to sk You About,What will be the best place for our class Touring.
Options
1.Heritage Village Charsadda
2.Cherat Cantt
3.Company Bagh Nowshera
4.Mazar e Ka Ka Sahib
5.Army Water Purification Plant Peshawar Cantt
6.Any Other you suggest

on behalf of all mph students,,,sir v have a gr8 honour and respect for u in our hearts and such kind of harsh and ??????? words doesnt suit ur personality and aap to waese hi apna khoon jalaa rahe hain in sub including myself par koi asar nahin hone wala to fazool main apni energy qn zaayaa kar rahe hain jo aap ne pizza kha k gain ki thee

arre zalemo (mph students)qn etni kanjoosi kar rahe hain aap log contribute kar lo naan.dekhen main apni mesaal pesh kar raha hoon mein kal hi is fund main contribute kar loonga abdekhte hain ke aap dr.nayyar sahab ko agli dafa shekayat ka moqa na dein warna pher mein b shaid apne room mein to kya apne hospital balke aap logon ke dilon mein b hitler kaka ki tasweer latka doonga.so hurry up is kaare khair mein barh charh kar hessa lain

No dear, I am not wasting my energies. We have some spare ammunition, which we are utilizing shooting some wild ducks around.

I think the most nearest and best spots to have a picnic, in my opinion is River Side Nowshera (Company Bagh or area little ahead of that) and area slightly to right of Sardaryab. It also depends on the choice of students too.

I suggest, 18th April.

Thanks Dr Nayyar for Suggesting the Spot and Dr Zubair for Suggesting,I agree with both but let's see What the other say.
Dr Fazal E Rehman you did Wonderfully,Ye Tabdeeli Aor Aap Kay Mezaj Main Hai Allah Meri Toba, Ye To mujhay Shadi Wali Tabdeli Lagtee Hay, Agar Yaqeen Na AAye To ja kay
Dr Nayyar Saab Say Pooch Laain.

hmhmhmhmhmh thats great, friends i m on line after a gap of ten days ,due to illness of my wife i was unable to connect so will any one like to brief me about this visit or tour. and i also ask that wether we distance learning student are allowed or not to join this party>>????

First I say Wel Come after a gap,How is our bhabi's Health Now.May God Give her Good Health.

Yes, The Distance Learner are Most Well Come,but after they fullfill the laid down Principles of Contribution,

Welcome back Latif

Doctor's phylosophy about beauty-----------------------------------------------JHUKI JHUKI palken(ptosis)
Tirchi nazar(nystagmus)
Kahamosh se lab(aphasia)
Gulaabi gaal(plethora)
kapkapatey haath(parkinson's disease)
chaand sa chehra(cushing syndrom)
akala til(melanoma)har taraf usi ka chehra(hallucinations)

and people still call it BEAUTY

Now thats a good joke

Dear Fazal E Rehman!
With due oppolgy, One can find all of your mentioned Characteristics in the Avatar,Dr Nayyr
has awarded you.
If you think that I am wrong,just do a retrospective study of your Awatar, Farq sirif ye hay ke,Tel chehray ke jaga Dr Nayyar saab nay Sar per lagaya dia hay,Aor Chehra Gulabi ki jaga Peela Hay, (Site selection and Colour selection Errors)
Enn do Ghaltion per wo Aap say Maa'ziart Khwa Hain.

thnaks alot to all. and specially to dr abuzar . my wife is now all right. and i am now back to the forum. and inshaalah i will be now regular ,

Respected Sir and dear brothers A.O.A
Brother Fazal rehman MPH students are not that much kanjoos as much u think but most of them are out of station , e.g i m in kabul here for few dayes , Dr Akmal wedding on tuesday in jalal abad , all DL Afghani students (most of them) are in kabul, but still if program finalized let us know a week befor due distance problem and so so much slow net (most of time unable open the site) try our best to join. inshallah , i will inform most of Afghani DL students if i was in kabul

respected sir aoa,is there everything all right?its allmost 24 hrs that u didnt come on line.

hey brothers and sisters are all of u gone on the wedding of dr.akmal that non of u joined me here for the last 24 hours even our respected sir,dr.abuzar and mr.dentist

when i m waiting on line for someone to talk to nobody is there and still some people tell me that connecting to net and comming online doesnt cost 100 bucks so i must come on line frequently,so the same thing i m asking from u people that does it cost 100 bucks to come on line that u people left me alone on net for the last 24 hours?

Dear Fazal ur Rehman, we deliberately left you alone online, so that you can understand the pain, which we feel when we are alone online. So that now you have understood how this medicine or injection tastes, we will give you company online.

As far as Akmal is concerned, he was a classical HYPO student, and I am worried because many times many other hormones are also low, and since the person is doing Part 3 before Part 1, one can only pray to protect the poor soul from suffocation

Hurray!!!
A lot of progerss in our sweet Forum.New acrors have come forward and are figting and chatting with the Stakeholders,increasing the contents of Jokes in this Talibanised Gloomy scenario. (Challain jee may nay Araam Say Health Policy ke Duhraee Ker hi de)
Acha to Akher Kar Akmal kay Harmones Circulation main Agaain hain,Shukur Tera Ya Allah.
Ab bhee kuch kami hain,Qionke os nay dostoon ko nahein bhulaya, Its ok because invitations are under the thyroid control,but if he has invited the bride without the neccessary harmones then,it will not be excuseable.
Wish You Good Luck (Both English and Pushto Luck)
In Your Marriage.

dear dr fazal aisy kaisy aap ko akela chor sakthy hey . donot be afraid of being alone , we r nowdays getting double as akmal is being photo stated. and ok now you must provide all of us the most modern research in the field of hospital management. ok only displaying jokes and being online for 24 hours is not sufficient. you must contribute to our project of eliminating the hypothyroidism. thanks and you are most welcome for being online. whenever you are online you just misscall me i will give you company nshaalah . and you must give sir nayyar, dr abuzar and me a dinner party as we dragged you to the forum warnaa aap ithneee aasaani se qaabooo me nahi aaneey waley theey . any way u r great i like you too much ... and congratulations to akmal sb...

Doctors meeting

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

"POETRY IDIOPATHIC"
with regards to all MPH students(not 2 forget the hypo's)

If ever ur life is getting necrosed,,

Ur dreams inflamed,

Ur thoughts thrombosed,

Then let Neoplasia of my love ,,Metastatise around U...


May all ur troubles and worries,,,,

Get denervated, dystrophied
And things pleasing u get hyperplastic,
ur happiness get hypertrophied.......

What about giving them a Glass full of Radioactive Iodine mixed Heavy Water

This Haevy Water will Lighten the Abasyn's load

the IAEA people will running wild after them 4 sure then......

Farooq Your Avatar Mouth is so beautifully engineered that can be used as a "Spout" in this heavy rainy days....

yara abuzar seb taaso der wraan yayi kha zane zane khalaq kho mo pa sharmoono osharmol,charta te jagarha jorha na shee ka staso comments chaa parhao koo no?kho za kher de talebaan kho shta dee kana pa medaan k ba ratop kee ao staso solah ba pa swat sharai adaalat k oki

Hello Bangash!
Your Pics were nice,please! Carry on really good Pics.
I appreciate your Taste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ek charsi dhosry se... o tujyy pata hy k bharat and hindustan me jang ho rahii hey..
dhosraa charsiii ...... shukar hey india beech me nahi aayaaa warnaa bahut thabaahiii hotheeee...

WIFE TO HASBAND..
AAJI AGR MAI GUM HO GAYEEE THO TUM KYAA KARO GYY???
HUSBAND... ITS THE TIME TO DISCO...
KON DHONDHE GAA TUJ KO
KBI NA MILY THO MUJKO
ITS TIME TO DISCO...

Teacher During exam in the Bio Lab showed the legs of a bird and asked the student,what is the Name this bird?
Student: Sorry Sir.
Teacher: You are Failed,What is your Name?
Student Removed his socks and showed him his feet and legs,and asked the teacher now please Tell me my name??

A time will come when an MPH Student will show his neck to the teacher and say that by looking at the size of the Thyroid Gland, you can easily tell me whether I will fail or pass in the Exam