Request For Treatment.

Hi-Every One!
We were Finally Diagnosed as Hypothoroid,Now I am personally very
Un-Happy,as now a days the Doctors are on leave because of Muharramul Haram,I want also to be with my Dear Friend Jaohar Khan,Who Needs Hospitalization,Becuase No one other is Around to take care of my this firend,more over he needs strick supervision lest,he damage his body or Hospital Equipments,or make some misbehaviour with the staff especialy the Nurses.The Secuirity Situattion of Peshawar is also not good.
I will Request My Course Coordinator to Advise Treatment for us at Home.
With Regards
Iodine Defficient
I need a little Iodine and Will be ok shortly

"ZARA NUM HO TO YE MITTI BARRI ZAR-KHAIZ HAY SAQI"

The Textbook of Abnormal Behaviours, IQ, and Nalaikee recommends a three pronged fork...sorry I mean treatment for such scenarios as we are witnessing these days with MPH Students.


1. Injection Molla Bakhsh a.k.a Danda, applied dermally QID, meaning every six hours increasing with increasing categories of Hypothyroidism. The more the force of application, the better the results. Treatment needs to be continued till doctor is sure that treatment goals have been achieved.

2. Diving into a small cup of water (Safe or unsafe both), and trying to get drowned. The more easily a hypothyroid gets drowned the better the outcome.

3. If options (1) and (2) above dont work, then hypothyroids need to climb the Minaret of Masjid Mahabat Khan and jump from there, which works 100% guaranteed. "Azmaaish Shart Hai"