Mid Term Result 27.5.2010 (1st,2nd,3rd Semester)

Result of the Mid Term Exam (1st, 2nd and 3rd Combined Semester)

1. Dr Shafiqullah 95 out of 100 (Congratulation for Topping. Clear Concepts. Well Done)
2. Dr M. Farooq 82 out of 100 (2nd)
3. Hafiz Abdul Samee 64 out of 100 (3rd)
4. Dr Shabbir Ahmad 63 out of 100
5. Dr Ahmad Zia Sharif 58 out of 100
6. Mohammad Yasir 52 out of 100
7. Dr Mohammad Agha 50 out of 100
8. Dr Shabana Afridi 50 out of 100
9. Tania Zaman 50 out of 100
10. Mohammad Arshad Javed 50 out of 100

This is the List of Failed Students Below

11. Dr Miraj Mohammad 11 out of 100
12. Saleem Javed ZERO out of 100
13. Ameerullah 06 out of 100
14. Zalmai 17 out of 100
15. Sailani 20 out of 100
16. Shehla Asif 10 out of 100
17. Ambereen 15 out of 100
18. Dr Mashooq Sadiq Ali 21 out of 100
19. Umul Hasnat Kosar ZERO out of 100
20. Dr Naseeb Gul 08 out of 100
21. Toheed Bibi 17 out of 100
22. Syed Khalid Saifullah 08 out of 100
23. Dr Abdul Basit 27 out of 100
24. Durre Shahwar 27 out of 100
25. Dr. Khan Bahadur 06 out of 100
26. Syed Saeed Qadir 30 out of 100
27. Maria Usman 16 out of 100
28. Mohammad Shahpur Bakhtiar 32 out of 100
29. Abdul Salam 13 out of 100
30. Wahid Zaman 13 out of 100
31. Shamim Bano 06 out of 100
32. Dr Zakir Hussain 37 out of 100
33. Dr Sajjad Rasool 07 out of 100
34. Dr Syed Ahmad 12 out of 100
35. Dr Tahir Ali ZERO out of 100
36. Dr Raeed Khan ZERO out of 100
37. Dr Ahmad Javed 25 out of 100
38. Syed Mohammad Shakeel 15 out of 100

Salam Dear Congratulations to Dr.Shafiqullah as he is Brilliant and Congratulations to My dear friends Hafiz Abdus Samee,Dr.Arshad, Dr Farooq,Dr.Shbbir, and other Ladies
I congratulates all of u and the other friends which are near to pass i suggest them to not loose their temper and work Hard as according to Dr.Farooq Sky is the limit.

The Adult Literacy Rate of Pakistan is : 54% ( Male 66.25% , Female 41.75%) and ُPublic Health Literacy Rate of Abasyn Universiy is (10 pass out of 48) 20.8%

So the first target is to achieve this target for Abasyn University Students.
So it is a Lamha-e-Fikriya لمحہ ء فکریہ

Dear Students: Keep it up

SALAM DEAR

Girtay hain Shehsawar he maidaan e jang may
Wo Tifal Kya Giray jo Ghotno kay Bal chalay.

This percentage will be 100% in Final term Inshallah

Sir, I think this Cohort is Also Suffering From The Deficiency of That Bloody Harmone

I congratulate to all those students who have passed the exam , and specially pat the three briliant students who surfaced their positions, wel done! Shabash.

I will advise to all those who performed badly in this exam, that it was not the only chance, you should work harder and harder till you achieve your targets.Dont be dis-hearted but try to learn from this failure. Regather all your energies and concentrate during lectures and select good books. You all should take help from the internet and increase your study hours.I hope you will improve your positions.

"Those Can Conquer Who Believe They Can"

Wish You All The Best

Dear All,



Thanks for the congratulation; and from my side, congratulation for those entire students who are passed and hope of hard work and good performance in the future for those who are failed. Actually, the good performance of the students is because of the excellent knowledge, skill, experience and teaching methodology of the Respected Dr Nayyar.



Special thanks from Yasir who message me at 1:00 am and inform me about the result.



Dear Yasir, where is Dr Farooq, the top participant of the Public Health Forum, nowadays he is completely quiet. I think he has found some problems because of cigar smoking in the Public Health Forum.

dear doctor
dr.farooq is no more with us , he is flying all the time and never stoped
i am realy happy from the marks that you got it is enourmous keep it up

but plz plz follow dr.farooq , where he gona reach by continous and non stop flight


i am woundering i last his contact and he never try to contact me

thank

Dear Dr Wali,

Thanks,

Yes, I am following him in around the Abasin in non stopping flight.

DR.FAROOQ
Dr.Shafiq is appointed as Lecturer in Abasyn University and he will Arrange a dinner in this regard at BALANA Restaurant Arbab Road Peshawar On Next Friday after his 1st class.

Dear All Congratualation to All those student who pass the Midterm Exam and wish for all those students who fail the exam to do it better in the future.

good luck to all .

Dear brothers and sisters,
I can not express my happiness and greif. I know exam is exam,but please,let's be together.
Congratulations to all who passed the midterm, and wishing goodluck for all those who failed.
Cordially and special thanks to Dr.Abuzar,Dr.Wali, Dr.Shafiq, Mr.Yasir,Mr.Dentist,Dr.Ahmad Zia, and especially Sir.Nayar Sahib.

Regards and good wishes.

N.B: I am all around here and not flying away.just kidding!

Your Post are very Nice, I enjoy your Writings, but would you like to Disclose your Name, please, I mean you Khyber Pukhtoonkhwa.

With Regards
Salams To Zia and Dr Latif!!!

Khyber Pukhtoonkhwa is actually Dr Mohammad Farooq, who is Technical Officer with International Rescue Committee and is the big tall guy of the class

Thank You Sir!!
Now I understood.

PERWAZ HAY DONO KE ESEE AIK FIZA MAY
KERGAS KA JAHAN OR HAY SHAHEEN KA JAHAN OR
(IQBAL)
Sir Dr.Farooq ka jahaan oor hay he is in skies now a days.
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Che Sta Tasweer Ta Ogorem Nu Haj Ta Me Zre Oshi!

Hey guys.

Can some of the current students come up with a brief write up describing the mid term exam day ?

I shall wait and see

Let me describe this in my own words. It was that hot dry end May afternoon as I stepped out of my antique 4 wheeler casting a miserable look at the sky, cursing Zardari for all his blessings on us, and the bundle of papers dabbed under my axilla, and casually with heavy steps I inched forward to the last cold bastion, which always reminds me of the Bastile a la France, and I wonder if I was the Napolean of the yester years.
As I marched on the dangerous steep stairs, I was offered an unceremonial Guard of Honor by unidentified flying objects, which later (due to my weak eye sight) were identified as the brave knights of MPH. Someone told me that an hour ago many of them were asking directions from traffic police about the whereabouts of the University, while some tried unsuccessfully on their GPS.
Anyhow after a brief ceremonial fake smile and exchange of traditional handshakes, it was time for the show down in little Tokyo. Somehow within minutes, our intelligent engineers figured out that the number of warriors was more than the battle ground, and there was risk of some serious collusion or perhaps collision, so the herd ( without the heard immunity) was taken to another Hall which again reminded me of the Dungeons of the London Underground.
Warriors were asked to clear the dust from the historical seats and make themselves comfortable as papers were distributed. Colors of rainbow started appearing on many faces, and gradually my ears started detecting strange ultrasonic voices or perhaps noises, like Squeaks, Squeals, Chirpping, Cranking.
In the meantime an antique creature appeared and handed me a list, which looked to me like our National Budget, but was told, that it was the list of outstanding dues of students a la Exit...oh Sorry...Entry Control List, so it may be announced and they should be offloaded from this plane.
Again a herd was pushed out of the Hall, only to return back with victorious smiles on their faces signalling the Fall of the Roman Empire. As paper progressed, the signs of Hypothyroidism started appearing and increased in intensity with every passing moment. Biochemical derangements caused increased frequency of Diuresis in a few, while Nystagmus with Tortocolis also appeared in a majority. However the thing was forcibly treated with threats and changing the seats to more empty corners, which strangely had a calming and soothing effect on the maniac behaviour

To be continued........

Continued from my last post........

A big lady of the class exhibited a more mobile neck and involuntary tongue movements a la hypoglossal fasciculations which were intermittent in nature, partly responding to my hawkish eyes, but recurring in nature, only to be definitely treated by a change of seat, so I guess there was something wrong with the wooden chair.
Some tried to be more clever and smart and tried to get the answer from me, as if it was my exam and not theirs. As the time to finished there were more despair movements and a last ditched effort to Rescue 9211, but the big brother a la Uncle Sam was always alert and such skirmishes only resulted with more losses on the enemy side ( By the way, a hypo friend is always an enemy....agreed or not.......)
As the clock struck six, the mice became chicks. White flag was raised by the majority as a sign of defeat and calls for mercy started pouring in from all sides.

Moral of the Story: Hail Hitler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beautiful Description"

Sir,
The word exam, carries with it so much tension, that a lady who never talked to me in routine classes became my friend, just to take some help and get her boat anchored. I myself want to write a detailed note on the faces, behaviour and strange expressions of the students on that very day.
Once in our anatomy viva, a student was asked to name the two leg bones which the professor was holding. he answered
1. Sir This is Tibula
2, and the other is Fibia

How much shareef and innocent the students become on that day.

dear dr abuzar you are correct. all look like nawaz sharif in exam hall.
but during classes few among us behaves like zardari and raja pervez ashraf and company.
and as for as sir nayyar description is concenred , our hypothyroid fellows need a translator for this as sir nayyar writings are not so much easy to understand.
good luck

Dear Dr.Zubair
I think Exame days are not only the day to judge the knowledge but to check how a man performs in a short time to the solutions of problems in the form of Questions.
As for as Sir Nayyar paper is concern that resembles to ISSB final test before Interview.

welcome dr zubair the great.
you know better the vital signs of students during papers and also yuo will know the variations in the vital signs readings when sir nayyar is present in the exam hall.

dear yasir.
seems you have a bad experience with issb. ahhahahahahahaha.

paper for mid term was very much tough and difficult.
this time pattern was changed. instead of mcqs it was a short paper of one hour with 8 questions.

Well. What more could I ask in addition to the wonderful write up which made me get up of my metris at 12:23 am and laugh like anything when I reached the portion of the write up describing victorious return and fall of roman empire. The mobile neck of the big lady served as a sweet dish after a hot and spicy meal reading .... The moral is what says it all. Bravo sir ! .... I wish I can read a student's version as well.

I remember I used to write a one pager after the mid-term exam just to ventilate myself, and almost always responded to, by Dr. Nayyar.

I have started enjoying my MPH classes, as increasingly it is becoming more of a Comedy Show for me, where students keep me entertained by their hilarious activities. I had always missed those comedy shows of yester years like Didi's Comedy Show, The Benny Hill Show, Perfect Strangers, Some Mothers Do have them, Allo Allo, but this one is a mega comedy Show, full of 2 hours of non stop belly bursting comedy, with some of the greatest world class comedians performing nonstop in front of me.
Now who can ask for more

Dear sir,
Can you name the characters and stars of the comedy show!???
It is getting more funny and mysterious.
What a comedy show!????

Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa wrote:Dear sir,
Can you name the characters and stars of the comedy show!???
It is getting more funny and mysterious.
What a comedy show!????

Everyone almost. Some more and some less, but almost everyone entertains me with their comedy

Salaamz Dr Nayyar and All Students

Hope you be fine and doing well. Well said Sir about my Respected coleague and A Best Friend ever i mean Dr Farooq ( the big tall guy of the class) . Will try my Best to be there with you all in the upcoming Class on Saturday

Regards

Samee

I realy dont understand
what is on going at this forum
i m totaly confused

each time topics r changing
names r changing
avators r changing


before it was not the case

But hormone levels of a special gland in the neck is the only thing NOT CHANGING

This is a Universal Constant of the Equation.

And the equation is

H x AU = MPH

Where MPH stands for Masters in Pure Hypothyroidism

And

H x AU x DL = MMSPH

Where MMSPH stands for Masters of Mega Severe and Pure Hypothyroidism

HA HA HA
WEL MATHEMATIZATION OF ALJEBRALIZATION OF THE MEGA'S