Once again Show of Poor Performance

Once again, many times again, History is hell bent on repeating itself. Following students have utterly disappointed me, so far. From the trends, I forecast, the list will grow

1. Bibi Nazifa
2. Mehnaz Gul Khan
3. Mohammad Adnan

Analysis.
Women to men Ratio of poor performance is 2:1

Assalam-o-Alaikum!
I read the result and i was shock to know that i was among the students who didnot do well in the paper. I did the paper well and i thought i will pass this exam.
Could you please tell me my marks.

Oh my ! ...

There are many problems with the students. General Education background on one hand, here in exam, the main problem is that most of the students are NOT in habit of carefully reading the questions. Extreme poor English is another jolt. I cannot help these situations

Where the ilk of poor performers have disappointed, some fresh young people have jumped up the performance scale with presenting an excellent academic performance, and I would like to mention two names, which should be an example for poor performing students whose names were initially mentioned by me.

Two upcoming good student are
1. Dr Latif
2. Dr Zia Ullah

So the list of Poor Performers grows. New to the list are

Shazia Khan
Zar Ali
Zia ur Rehman

Somethings in this world NEVER CHANGE, no matter what ever come may....

The Cry of The Hypothyroids

Hi, Bloody Iodine, Where You Are?
Come out of the Earth and fullfil our Defficiency otherwise we will succumb to
Dr Nayyar threats and will embrace you soon, (In the grave yard)

yaar hypothyroidism se death nahi hotheee hey na . ye sab ko patha hey koii pareshaan na ho .dr abu zar sirf daaraa rahaaaa hey q k fresh vegetable kaaao and get alot of iodine and thus prevent hypothyroidism.but donot forget to leave mph classes. be regular and i hope ksi na ksi din ham sab kahengeey k
(HAM PE B JAWAANI AAI HEY . K MPH KASS KAR LENGEY KBI NA KBI )

I have decided that from now onwards, the hypothyroids will contribute money to a class fund, from which the class CR will arrange for class teas and refreshments. Hypothyroids to kindly acknowledge

Sir,
But we will not take that tea,because some of them think that purify water with cyanide,
if they prepare tea from such water then, the class will be purified from Good performers,and they will establish their own kingdom,
Then the Idiom will fit them
In Urdu we "Anddoo'n Main Kana Raja"
or
"every cock is king on its own dunghill"

Dr Abuzar, you are class CR now for all semesters. Make a list of all hypothyroids, and ask them to contribute Rs.200 or Rs 300 every month, make a rotating fund, then talk to the canteen guy, so he arranges tea for all students, these 3 days with some light snacks (Not snakes). We can buy a bag of National Iodized Salt, and add a little to their cups, so that slowly and gradually we can cure their symptoms

Well Sir, I got it!

So dear colleagues from tomorrow onwards we will be having a lot of fun, funfair excitement, amusement, enjoyment, bla bla
Good Suggestion at a very good time, because on one side there is spring and on the other side, we are relatively free from exams, the third good thing is that we will enjoy the money of others, it does not matter whether they generate this money from their operating activities or selling their own assets we are just concerned with cash on floor.
I apologize from the Debtors (the poor performers), but cannot help them in such matters where this has been assigned to me verbally and also now on our official website.
In pushto we say “ Che Khuday Rapekha ka no”
Sorry, but please comply positively otherwise it will reflect adversely on both sides (yours and mine)
Wish you a lot of Iodine in your future foods and drinks
Yours truly,
Class Representative
Dr Abu Zar

If they contribute to the fund on a regular basis, then the whole MPH class can also have party dinners which will be a good point to interact