The results of the combined 1st, 2nd and 3rd Semester are as under. It further solidifies the rock solid assumption and needs a mention in the current edition of "Davidsons Principles and Practice of Medicine", that Severe Hypothyroidism and Mental Retardation is of epidemic proportions in this part of the world (where we take classes), and the Government needs to take this seriously on war footings.(Just kidding lol)
ڈنڈا ایم پی ایچ سٹوڈنٹس کا پیر ہے
Results
1. Dr Mohammad Zia Ullah Khan 50 out of 100 (Passed- In fact the only one to Pass)
2. Dr Shaima Maalik 15 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
3. Dr Haadia Mirza 14 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
4. Dr Joahar Shah 07 out of 100 FAILED (Hospitalization needed)
5. Usman Ghani 07 out of 100 FAILED (Hospitalization needed)
6. Murad Ali 10 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
7. Dr Khurram Shahzad 09 out of 100 FAILED (Hospitalization needed)
8. Dr Latifullah Khattak 04 out of 100 FAILED (Retards)
9. Amin Khan 22 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
10. Dr Fazalur Rehman 28 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
11. Dr Mufti Zubair 19 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
12. Zia ur Rehman ZERO out of 100 FAILED (Irreversibly Retards- No treatment available)
13. Shazia Khan 11 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
14. Dr Irfanullah 35 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Mild Hypothyroidism)
15. Mohammad Kamal 21 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
16. Zafar Iqbal 10 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
17. Dr Zar Ali ZERO out of 100 FAILED (Irreversibly Retards)
18. Mohammad Adnan ZERO out of 100 FAILED (Irreversibly Retards- No Treatement available)
19. Noroz Khan 21 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
20. Dr Nazifa 25 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
21. Mutahira Shaheen 18 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
22. Dr Hameedullah 32 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Mild Hypothyroidism)
23. Aneela Farman 14 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Upgraded to Severe Hypothyroidism)
24. Dr Abu Zar 34 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Mild Hypothyroidism)
Those who deliberately failed to appear have been banned from all future classes. They are
1. Miss Mehnaz (Hyper Retard- Expired, Dead Soul cremated but reborn with a sickness certificate stating actually Hypothyroidism)
2. Ahmad Bilal (Hyper Retard- Expired, Dead Soul cremated, again reborn on request. Has agreed to submit blood sample for T3, T4)
ڈنڈا ایم پی ایچ سٹوڈنٹس کا پیر ہے
Results
1. Dr Mohammad Zia Ullah Khan 50 out of 100 (Passed- In fact the only one to Pass)
2. Dr Shaima Maalik 15 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
3. Dr Haadia Mirza 14 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
4. Dr Joahar Shah 07 out of 100 FAILED (Hospitalization needed)
5. Usman Ghani 07 out of 100 FAILED (Hospitalization needed)
6. Murad Ali 10 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
7. Dr Khurram Shahzad 09 out of 100 FAILED (Hospitalization needed)
8. Dr Latifullah Khattak 04 out of 100 FAILED (Retards)
9. Amin Khan 22 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
10. Dr Fazalur Rehman 28 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
11. Dr Mufti Zubair 19 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
12. Zia ur Rehman ZERO out of 100 FAILED (Irreversibly Retards- No treatment available)
13. Shazia Khan 11 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
14. Dr Irfanullah 35 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Mild Hypothyroidism)
15. Mohammad Kamal 21 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
16. Zafar Iqbal 10 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
17. Dr Zar Ali ZERO out of 100 FAILED (Irreversibly Retards)
18. Mohammad Adnan ZERO out of 100 FAILED (Irreversibly Retards- No Treatement available)
19. Noroz Khan 21 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
20. Dr Nazifa 25 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Moderate Hypothyroidism)
21. Mutahira Shaheen 18 out of 100 FAILED (Category; Severe Hypothyroidism)
22. Dr Hameedullah 32 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Mild Hypothyroidism)
23. Aneela Farman 14 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Upgraded to Severe Hypothyroidism)
24. Dr Abu Zar 34 out of 100 FAILED (Category: Mild Hypothyroidism)
Those who deliberately failed to appear have been banned from all future classes. They are
1. Miss Mehnaz (Hyper Retard- Expired, Dead Soul cremated but reborn with a sickness certificate stating actually Hypothyroidism)
2. Ahmad Bilal (Hyper Retard- Expired, Dead Soul cremated, again reborn on request. Has agreed to submit blood sample for T3, T4)
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