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    Job : National Coordinator for Polio Surveillance
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    Post by Dr Abdul Aziz Awan Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:26 pm

    Sardarji applied to medical school for admission and responded to all questions and was hopeful to get admission!!!!!!

    ANTIBODY - against everyone
    ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
    BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
    BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
    BOWEL - letters like a, e, i, o, u
    CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome
    CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
    CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
    CHRONIC - neck of a crow
    CORTISONE - area around local courthouse
    CYST - short for sister
    DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
    DILATE - the late princess
    DISLOCATION - in this place
    DUODENUM - couple in jeans
    ENEMA - not a friend
    FALSE LABOUR - pretending to work
    GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
    GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile
    HERNIA - she is close by
    HYMEN - greeting to several males
    IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
    LABOUR PAIN - hurt at work
    LACTOSE - person without toes
    LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
    LYMPH
    - walk unsteadily
    MENOPAUSE - I no wait
    MICROBES - small dressing gowns
    OBESITY - City of Obey
    PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
    PROTEIN - in favor of teens
    PULSE - grain
    RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
    SECRETION - hiding anything
    SEMEN - sailors
    SERUM - sailors drink
    SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
    SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"
    TABLET - small table



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