Yes Sir,No Sir, Thank You Sir.

Once a Sardar was going to give an interview for a job.
He asked a firend to help him,to impress his Interviewer.
The friend told him that just learn three words,That's Yes Sir, to be used for the first answer--No Sir,to be used for the second answer, and thank you Sir,to be used for the third answer,you will succeed. He did not knew the meanings of these words,but tried to learn it by heart.
The next day,employer asked him are you willing to work
Sardar,said Yes Sir
Then he asked,will you join the union and make disturbance
Sardar,said No Sir!
Then he asked ,You are offerred the Job.
He said Thank you Sir.
Then after one month there occured an incident of theft
The employer asked Sardar,were you involved in this theft
He said Yes Sir
were any body else accompanied by you.
He Said No Sir
Then the employer told him,you are dismissed from service
Sardar,said thank you Sir.

Please Revise the "Simple Past Tense"

Once a Sardar appeared for an interview for IT job.

Interviewer: Name?
Sardar: Sameer Singh
Interviewer: Qualification?
Sardar: Master IT
Interviewer: Experience?
Sardar: 1 years
Interviewer: What's ur expectations from our company?
Sardar: Sharmatay huway,
50 K salary, House rent, official pick and drop
Interviewer: Let us think for 5 minutes
After 5 minutes
Interviewer: OK you have been selected. Salary 75 K, Company maintained Car, Well furnished home, one servant for ur home.
Sardar: Mazaak (Joke) to na karain na g
Interviewer: Pehle joke aap ne start kiya thah

some_one wrote:Please Revise the "Simple Past Tense"

I have Heard about
Past Tense
Past Participle Tense
But Never about "Simple Past Tense"
You also need some revision.
Ghafa Ne Shey
Pukhtoon Khkarey,zika pa pukhto ke de dalasa kom

hahhaha..
If u didnt hear about the SIMPLE PAST TENSE then in pashto we say that " TA Gram Na Ye"

Gram Ze Ne Yem, Ao Miligram Te Ne.
Zeka,Che Haghey Ta Past Indefinite Tense Waee
OOS Ha Ha Kolay Shey

Buri bat hai ki us larki kam behi nahee ata.

Mulanasruddin had a friend and he offored him his wrist watch and walked together,they met another friend in the way, mula intruduced him, that he is my friend( take name) and the watch he is wearing is belong to me.his friend was angry with mula but mula promised that he will not tell like this. Onother person came to them and again he intruduced hem and told that the wrist watch he is wearing not belong to him, his friend became angry again, this time Mula appolgized andt start walking to gether, third person came and mula again started intruduction of his friend and told that i cannot tell any thing about the watch he is wearing on his wrist.

I think,That was Not the Watch, it was actually Wearing Coat,but still your joke gives the same message,Ha Ha Ha

Husband and Wife Were in Good Mood,They Wanted To Make Love,But their
13 Years Boy Was a Hinderance For Them,They Planned To Make Him Busy and send Her To 2nd Floor Balcony and Asked Him to Go There and Tell Us, What is Happening Around in The Neighbourhood
The Boy Started Reporting Like This
Ashraf Uncle is Cooking food for him,Parents Said OK
Humera Aunty is Dusting her Kichen ,Parents OK

Then the Boy Said Ajmal Uncle is making Love with His Wife,The Parents asked But How You Knew This,The Boy Replied,Because their son is also Standing in the Balcony Like Me

This story seems to happen with married people usually.

My good feelings are with married people.

A Cardiologist died and was burried in a Grave which was shaped like Heart becasue this was his WIILL. Another Doctor when saw the Grave laughed,people asked why you are laughing at the shape of your colleague's Grave.
He said No No I am not laughing at his grave, but instead laughing at my future Grave, because I am a Gyneacologist.

weldone dr abuzar sb \
u r laajaawaab in reall... great...

Thank You Sweety!!!!

پھول میں اگر ان ہے
کانٹے میں بھی ایک شان ہے
If the Flower has a Style
The Thorn has also an Elegance
گودر تہ زم راپسے راشہ
ماپہ منگی کے پراٹے راوڑے دینہ.
Follow me to the Goodar
I have Brought Paratas in my Pitcher
کاش تیرے چہرے پہ چیچک کے داغ ہوتے
چاند تو تم ہو ھی ستارے بھی ساتھ ہوتے
The last Stanza is Open for you to Translate

تا خو وائل چے ونے کلہ گل شی زہ با حلہ درزم
اوس خو سپرلے پا تیرے دو دے تہ بہ کلہ رازہ
سترگه چہ رپی خلق وائی چہ جاناں ر ا درومی
ذمہ خو زرہ پہ رپیدو شو
تہ بہ کلہ رازہ

You told me that as soon as the trees will start flowering I will Come
But Now the spring is going to end,when will you come.?????......
When the Eye blinks people say that it idicates that your beloved is Coming
But now my heart is Throbbing, when Will You Come?????..

ایک سکھ اور دھلی والا ٹرین میں سفر کر رہے تھے .سکھ نے پوچھا آپ کا تعارف : چونکہ دھلی والے کافی با ادب اور شستہ مزاج ہوتے ہیں ،لہٰذا وہ کہنے لگے ،خاک در خاک تیری جوتیوں دا خاک اس خاکسار کو خادم حسین کہتے ہیں
پھر سکھ کی باری آئ کہ وہ اپنا تعارف کرے :سوچ رہا تھا کہ کس طرح ایسی تعارف کروں جس میں اس دھلی والے سے بھی زیادہ عاجزی ہو
پھر سکھ یوں فرمانے لگا : گوں در گوں تیری بُنڑ دا گوں اس گانڈو کو گانڈو سنگھ کہتے ہیں .